Mood:  chatty

My mother and I have been discussing sexually-related topics. Including, but not limited to: Dildos, crotch crickets, cricket crotch, pimp suits, and my bff (whom is one of my whores, the dominatrix).

I just had to give my mother the definition of homo and hetero. While she insists that homo means man, I had to explain that homo can mean man, but also can be used to mean same, while hetero means different.