Mood:  quizzical

Have you ever noticed the little things in books that just don't add up? Just tiny little details that nag at you, and force you to point out to people? I never used to, until this past year. Let's beging with the entire series of Twilight.

Let me, however, start off by saying this: I know that Twilight is not real. I am sincerely glad. While I was almost perfectly desribed by Stephanie Myer's depiction of the wolves, I have no desire to live in a world where beautiful, pale critters run around super fast, killing people. So I don't ever want to hear someone say "Lighten up, it's only a book, written for our entertainment." I know this, but I wish she had spent a little more time making sure that her ideas actually made since. Well here we go!

 Just because direct sunlight isn't hitting the Cullens shouldn't mean that they don't sparkle. The sun is always shining a little bit on us during the day. Even during a huge storm, if you can see around you, then the sun is shining. Also, there was never a scientific reason given for why sunlight made them sparkle. Face it, Twilight was just the brainchild of a woman that obsessed way too much over one wierd dream that she had.

Also, vampires are dead, right? And they are frozen as they are. Which means that the blood in their veins isn't moving anymore. Well, aside from the fact that this would cause them to become stiff as a statue once the blood clotted, it also has other meanings. The honeymoon? Couldn't have happened. Don't believe me? For Edward to get hard, his junk would fill up with blood. That's what makes it rise, dumb-ass. And since his blood would have clotted over ninety years ago, that makes this impossible. So Renesmee: gone.

Right now, I cant' think of any more, but I'll be sure to post more later. And no, I doubt anyone is actually going to care enough to read this, but I love to rant. Night, yall!

Mood:  hug me

Alright. So I'm pretty new to the whole blogging thing. I think it's kinda pointless. But hey, what else do I have to do right now?

I'm really bored, but in a kind of cuddly, lazy mood. I just want to lay around, snuggling up to somebody. Maybe watch a little tv or something. But ah well, I'm not at his house right now, and he's at a friend's anyway, so that throws my plans out the window.

Tomorrow, I get to go with my mom's friend to watch her son (the earlier mentioned mysterious 'he') play roller hockey. I don't know the rules of hockey, but I went last Saturday, and it wasn't too bad. He even got the puck a few times. Yay, a few random scrapes (sarcasm).

Anyway, I'm gonna go read fanfiction. Yes, I'm a super fanfic nerd. I recomend checking out fanfiction.net; it's my life support. And yes, there are a few poorly written ones by the pen name 'silver5866', though the majority have either not been finished or haven't even made the transition from my notebooks and folders to my laptop. Anyway, check it out, see if you like anything. If you do, review.

Love always- Silver